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Rodeo Cheese (noun): the excrement emitted when farting a compound of cum, poop, and lube onto the male’s torso by the rider engaging in reverse-cowgirl anal intercourse.
The rodeo cheese was so caked into my chest hair, I had to give in and just shave it off.
To order a sandwich or hamburger that is assembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu.
When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.
When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.
I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.
When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.
Hey, Phil brought a raw cheese sandwich for lunch.
An internal bodily cavity in which one warms their cheese
What happened?!
Just got punted in the Cheese Oven
The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.
You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.
That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.
This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.
I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.