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Malvern Prep is a bunch of stupidhead kids who aren't going to a good college. Someday your gonna be working for us. If you can get a job at Longwood Gardens. At Devon we take pride in not having contact sports. Our debate and chess team will kick Malvern's butt. He He! So what if we enjoy giving eachother anal sex, at least we have won a bunch of championships in the Nobody league. If we were to fight Malvern we'd definetly lose, but in a D&D tournament your going down. And we have 5th period blow job session. Does Malvern have that? NO! Sure its with a bunch of guys but at least were getting action. What! What! Does Malvern wear matching scarves and mittens to their sporting event! At devon we're fashionable.
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A small, yet deceptively easy to get into "prep" school in Summit, NJ. Goes along with Gill St. Bernards in the "public school masquerading as a private school" category. Because the student body is made up of boys who have been rejected from Delbarton, Pingry, and even Seton Hall Prep, the students are generally worthless and miserable. Not even fit to be called a JV School, Oratory is notoriously bad at all sports, with the exception of swimming, which, let's be honest, isn't a real sport unless you're Michael Phelps. The students are not particularly bright, thus being rejected from real schools, and are truly not gifted in any way. Oratory kids are also lacking in charm and wit, and if the rare occasion occurs where they try to be cool, utter failure and embarrassment ensues. Often referred to as Oratory Faggotory, the school also has a reputation for it's number of homosexuals. It seems that being less suave keeps the boys from attracting women, and they then turn to each other for intimate companionship. In fact, if there's one thing that Seton Hall Prep and Debarton kids agree on, it's that Oratory is the saddest excuse for a prep school on the planet. Overall, if you end up at Oratory Prep, you would be better off at Summit High School.
Delbarton Kid: It's fun to watch Oratory kids in social situations.
Pingry Kid: I know it's great. They can't play sports for shit either.
Seton Hall Prep Kid: They're not even smart. I feel bad for them.
Oratory Prep Kid: You guys are gay.
Delbarton Kid: I'm sorry, did you say something?
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A Southern Prep is a WASP who lives in the south and who vacations in some spot like Sea Island, GA, St.Simon's Island GA, or some posh island in Florida. They don't rock abercrombie and they wear polo or Brooks Brothers Shirts. The wearing of the collar "up" is optional. They live in some rich neighborhood like Buckhead. He or she usually goes to a prep school like Westminster in Atlanta.
Look at that southern prep. Does he live in Buckhead? He can't be from Martha's Vinyard with THAT accent!
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1. Prep girl; preppy girl; girl/woman who is extremely preppy; overwhelmingly preppy female (adj)
2. A "prep girl" is someone who is very nice, in a way, and has a lot of friends or so called 'followers'.
She gets a lot of likes on twitter and Facebook but especially on Instagram.
Prep girls wear makeup, dye their hair, speak positive things, etc. (adj)
3. Weirdly, a prep girl is someone everyone wants to be... Every female, that is... And prep girls are SO nice, that if they make fun of someone or insult someone, their niceness will overcharm it and they'll still make friends. (adj)
4. Even if they're not hot on the outside, most boys still think they are because prep girls' attitudes outshine their looks. (adj)
Did you see that girl's blonde bob? She's such a prep girl!
How about that happy woman we saw at the movie theater? She made me smile... Such a prep girl!
Omg I wanna be that prep girl!
This prep girl is a crazy friend...
Why is everyone friends with this prep girl? Who cares! I'll be her friend, too.
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An emo prep is a person who dressed like an prep but listens to emo music as in rock they like little hip-hop but not rap they do there make up depending on there mood...some times prepy sometimes all emoish. so they pretty much dress like an prep but listen to rock music and does there make up depending on there mood. (fall out boy, all american reject, hinder)
Like me I wear American eagle/off teh wall clothing but i listen to more rock than rap so i'm an emo prep.
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one of the definitions states that devon prep one every sport in their fall season, thats nice only one problem you are NOT in the inter-ac. you guys are retaurded, you say that malvern is a school for kids that don't get into devon, you are so wrong, i got a scholarship to your school and turned it down after i visited. you all are computer geeks who think you all that. you arnt just missing contact sports theres plenty of other sports missing. please just grow up.
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n. a male of upper-class origin who looks down upon other males/females as tools/bitches.
Daily Life:
-takes 24 necks a day
-can max out at 124 dip clicks per hour
-often says, "fuck this, lets bench!!!"
-uses 'lax' and 'sick' to modify the word 'beast' (used an average of 3928 times per day)
-do not live the 4th
-usually went to 'mater dei'
-normally a selfless heartless bastard that cares nothing for others of the same species, especially the sick and weak
-friday night attire - pastel colored polo w/ popped coller
-a prep ass wrestles by running the curto series (puling armpit hair, eye gouging, biting, pinching etc.)
-constantly sarcastic (usually by using the phrase 'ah...beast' or 'ah...weird')
-INSPIRED BY KUBIK AND GIBLIN
EXAMPLE 1
TJ: Dude Tebo, give me your neck you tool!!!!
Tebo: Man come on my house was flooded you prep ass!!
Tj: I am going to eat your soul!!
(Later Tebo has to go to the hospital for a broken neck)
EXAMPLE 2
Drew: Hey bitch give me dome!!!
Girl 1: NO, your a prep ass!!!
Drew: (to the next girl) Hey you give me dome!!
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