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Having morning wood and trying to urinate in which you have to bend over in awkward positions to get urine to flow out of your penis. Sometimes urine flows too quickly before you have time to aim and gets on your floor,toilet,etc.
Guy: "I hit such a Hard P this morning, it got all over my floor and even my boxers"
Guy 2: " I hate those, that's why i always masturbate before i get up"
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Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.
Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!
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shii google said pushin 🅿️ means ta stay real or ta stay down b loyal😭, i think dets whaa it rlly mean
idk mfka uu tryn n use it inna sentence, i been pushin p
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A legendary among us player descended from the heavens. Known for his in game hate speeches
Sussy player 1: Whos the imposter?
Sussy player 2: i think its swagger p
Sussy player 1: among us sus
Originating from the streets of Atlanta. Very potent Marijuana.
I got that 80 p straight gas n***a.
such an artistic person. sometimes moody. such an amazing friend for advice. always there for you, and super duper gorgeous xx
ps. ( a simp for anime boys) ;
everyone needs a friend like mia p
a noob (Harriotron) misspelling GIANT PP
yo can u draw aatish fighting an IGANT P