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A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!
She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!
When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.
"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.
(Hawaiian Singer)
Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson
A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.
(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."
"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.
A night of casually drinking that suddenly turns into finishing a whole wine bag and ending up on the bathroom floor.
We had a wine night last night, or so i was told .