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When an old person hits, slaps or shakes something to make it work again and it has the desired effect. The item fixed should have no logical reason to work better or be fixed from this action, as such Boomer Magic is a form of Situational Irony that is entirely unappreciated by the old person performing it.
It was a lazy Sunday afternoon and Old Man Jack was watching the Television with his favourite Grandson. Unfortunately, he had turned his hearing aid to it's maximum setting but was still unable to hear clearly. Also, the old man was not able to turn the volume up any higher on the TV despite pushing the button as hard as he could and shaking the remote indignantly at the screen.
"The remote needs new batteries Granddad", chimed the young boy.
"Nonsense!, I replaced these last week!", Jack thought to himself as he took the remote in his hand and slapped it three times in his palm. He was now able to effortlessly turn up the volume of his favorite show, Antiques Roadshow.
His young Grandson looked on in disbelief, "Buh...Buh... Boomer Magic...".
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Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm
Rarer than a unicorn
Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"
Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis
I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis
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When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live
Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick
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The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.
Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*
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The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad
Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
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Two time world championship boxer, Paulie Malignaggi.
“Tonight’s winner by knockout! Bensonhurst’s own the one, the only, The Magic Man!”
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A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.
Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????
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