I lagged.

Excuse which generally goes without questioning when someone playing Call of Duty messes up, misses a shot, or gets totally embarrassed.

Kid: Hahaha dude you're so bad.
Me: Shut up I lagged.
Kid: Oh my bad.

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I-Ready

Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.

Ken: What'd you do in math today?

Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.

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I ain't with it

I'm not cool with it. Or I don't like it.

Nah bro, I ain't with it. I'm not a fan

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I Was Lost

What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.

"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"

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I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.

Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.

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i uh-

A phrase normally used when you don't really know how to reply to something, which happened at that particular moment.

Your Friend: "I like to smoke at least 5 packs of cigs a day."
Me: "i uh-"

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I say

As used in Jeeves & Wooster, and presumably actually by the British upper class before the Great War.

1. Indeed
2. (expression of surprise): huh, wow.
3. Come on, really?
4. Hello
5. Remarkable
6. Etc. Etc.

1. Useless upperclass twit (UUT) 1: "It's a lovely day, isn't it?"
UUT 2: "I say"

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