Hard P

Having morning wood and trying to urinate in which you have to bend over in awkward positions to get urine to flow out of your penis. Sometimes urine flows too quickly before you have time to aim and gets on your floor,toilet,etc.

Guy: "I hit such a Hard P this morning, it got all over my floor and even my boxers"
Guy 2: " I hate those, that's why i always masturbate before i get up"

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A and P Catholic

Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.

Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!

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pushin p

shii google said pushin 🅿️ means ta stay real or ta stay down b loyal😭, i think dets whaa it rlly mean

idk mfka uu tryn n use it inna sentence, i been pushin p

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80 p

Originating from the streets of Atlanta. Very potent Marijuana.

I got that 80 p straight gas n***a.

swagger p

A legendary among us player descended from the heavens. Known for his in game hate speeches

Sussy player 1: Whos the imposter?
Sussy player 2: i think its swagger p
Sussy player 1: among us sus

A Loz P

The infamous Loz P lurks around street corners of the Scottish central belt, waiting to go mad raj at anyone who dares cross her torrid path. The elusive little critter can often be found nibbling on chicken wings and sipping a can of fizzy diet coca cola. Anyone who dares defy this fiery temptress risks being hacked to death with a machete or hung drawn and quartered from the Clyde bridge. Never one to pass up a delightful beverage of the strongbow persuasion, when the Loz P gets drunk she may succumb to a case of 'Mad Raj'. Or even when she is a as sober as button. Loz P may appear friendly but when derogatory terms are used infront of her (i.e. rug muncher) she is capable of decapitating a man with nothing but a sizzling glare. She has a feminist radar so when misogynistic comments are made a missile is launched which destroys said person. Misogynists beware.

Flatmate one: I'll just leave this here, no one will mind

*A Loz P appears in a cloud of sulphurs smoke and Flat Mate one is melted with her gaze*

Mia P

such an artistic person. sometimes moody. such an amazing friend for advice. always there for you, and super duper gorgeous xx

ps. ( a simp for anime boys) ;

everyone needs a friend like mia p