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A once good band who sadly sacrificed being original and making good music for being lame and boring and dishing out the same generic uninspired single every 6 months. At this point it isn't even Maroon 5 anymore, since it's just Adam Levine and some generic top 40 producer.
Guy1: Have you heard that new Maroon 5 song "Girls Like You?"
Guy2: That song sucks! Maroon 5 hasn't been a good band since they came out with that Moves like Jagger crap, it was all down hill from there.
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Its August 5. Can you believe it's national barb day?
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act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.
Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands.
Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.
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A hairstyle worn by emo kids where two-fifths of their face is obstructed by their hair.
AJ: I went to the Fall Out Boy concert last night.
Thomas: How many 2/5's did you punch
AJ: Me? 3. Daniel? 8.
Thomas: Tits.
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great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers
I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.
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Blunts, BBQ, Beer, Bottles, and Bitches
Man, we need to have a party... I'm tryna get the 5 B's goin. Feel me
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A fantastic promotion by Arby's which allows the consumer four (4) regular Roast Beef sandwiches for only five (5) dollars!
Shawn: What'd you get.
Amy: The chicken. You..?
Shawn: (pause) 4 for 5. (nods)
Amy: (nods)
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