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see planters;T-mac jumps so high his nuts are in the defenders mouth, so it must be planters.
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A mobile phone operator with horrendous North American coverage. It compensates for this shortcoming with low monthly rates.
My T-Mobile phone doesn't work in the suburbs. Can I use your Cingular/Verizon/Sprint/house phone?
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Meth capitol of North America. Located in Rural Pennsylvania, Titusville was the first place to strike oil by drilling in August 1859. Currently, Titusville is overrun by elderly people, meth heads, and more welfare recipients than any other city in the state of Pennsylvania by 2:1. If you want to have sex with a dog go to Titusville. Just dont be caught leaving town on a greyhound. If you're ever in Titusville, dont make friends with carnies, because they'll rock on your neck and throw you in a snow bank.
Mike:Did you hear about what happen in T-Vegas?
Tom: No?
Mike: Some carney rocked on a girls neck and left her body in a snow bank!
Tom: Was he on meth?
Mike: No, Tylenol.
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R&B Singer from Florida. T Pain is short for Tallahasse Pain. Hes signed to Akon's Music Label, Konvict Musik.
T Pain sings "Im in love with a Stripper".
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Silent T
A code name for a really amazing girl. She's usually blonde -- but doesn't fit the stereotype. She's brilliantly witty and freakishly intelligent. She remembers everything and always has a hilarous story. She does have a tendency to cringe at the mention of the words: intimate, make love and tinkle potties.
If a Silent T was here, she would remember that time.
When a Silent T laughs, she turns her head to the side, and it's cute. Really... it is.
I would kill for a memory like a Silent T.
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The sexual act of two men licking a womens vagina at the same time, the T shape comes from the two men being either side
The only way to earn your T bird jacket! T Birding
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Tactical - Log Off
Logging off on Facebook or msn when someone poses a question to you that you can't bare to answer.
Usually occurs when male teens ask out a girl over Facebook, said girl is usually too shocked to answer and then logs off.
Insert {Girl's Friend} - Ah how did your chat with Jeremy go?
Girl - He asked me out on Facebook
{Girl's Friend} - What did you say?
Girl - I T-LO'd him because I need to prolong the chase
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