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Sindi's birthday. My best friend's birthday.
Me:Hey is Sindi's birthday today.My best friend's bithday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BESTIE! December 18
Sindi:Oh thanks bestie
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May 18 is the national Sex day
Hey bro, its may 18, you know what that means right? you gotta fuck your partner today
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The most beautiful/handsome people were born they are so beautiful and cute that you just wanna fuck ‘em
Jenna: omg when is your birthday
Aniyah: may 18
Jenna: omg I love you wanna go to my room to do stuff
Aniyah: yeah sure 😉😉
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Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."
Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
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National do what Keira says day.
Kamdyn must do what Keira says in June 18 every year, but is suggested to do every day of the year
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grab a dick and slap an ass day
October 18
a girl must grab a boy’s dick
a boy must slap a girl’s ass
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NATIONAL GIVE IT TO YOUR HOMIE IN THE ASS DAY.
October 18, Imma go fuck my homie
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