bean can

When you leave a fart in the elevator as you leave for the next riders.

I left them a bean can.

Some one bean canned this elevator.

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Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

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Community Can

A can or bottle (less than two liters) that is drunken out of the Refrigerator and shared by all the residents of a household.

Theres a Community can of diet coke in the fridge if your thirsty

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tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.

me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"

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Shaking the can

To give a handjob.

Last night she started shaking the can until it exploded

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Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

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can breath

1. When you have been drinking beer out of a can. 2. When you have had metal in your mouth for an extended period of time. (your breath stinks like a can)

"You have been drinking, haven't you, can breath?"
"I don't want to get close to you right now, I have can breath"
"I left the dentist office with can breath"
"Get your can breath away from me!"

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