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When you shit yourself in your sleep and you are so frightened that you wake yourself up, in a panic.
Dana: how’d you sleep leah?
Leah: dude, not good. I had a spookie dookie.
A Spookie Dookie, not to be confused with a Spooky Dookie, is the result of eating far too many Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. As the name suggests, these chips will haunt your bowels, resulting in a corporeal form of Afterburner to linger.
John: Dude, are you alright?
Mike: Yeah… I ate an entire bag of ghost pepper chips last night and just dropped a Spookie Dookie. I’m feelin’ the heat.
John: You’re a dumbass.
“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”
When you but in the butt, creating a dookie baby.
I’m gonna give you a dookie baby
*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.
A plunger that is used for a toilet.
Was working on a stopped up galley sink. Did not have a plunger someone offered up a bathroom plunger. I explained I did not use dooky mashers where we wash our dishes.
Don't use the dooky masher in the kitchen sink.
when you have a girl poop on you chest and you run as fast as u can and hug her. then squeeze until both of you are covered. pretty disgusting
Franks: Dookie Rush time
Ester: Not Again!!!!!
Franks: Ohhhh YEAHHHH