A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:
1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.
2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy
Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.
the act of continuing to fuck a girl after you came in her vag and thrashing your dick around in it to coat her labia walls in your jizz
dude 1: dude me and my girl had sex twice yesterday
dude 2: did you coat her walls with balls of glory
dude 1: yeah i gave her a perfect wall coating
1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own
2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking
Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."
Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."
Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...
Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"
Jesse: "He drank it all"
Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."
When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
To not be confused with "Wall hopper/wall hopping." It is a term in roblox used to describe a bug where you can get bonus jump's by flicking your camera and pressing space and holding W
Person 1: The best I can do is 2 wall hops.
Person 2: well I did the 2k studs wall hop challenge.
Person 1: Get a life.
Person 1: "That wall doesn't have hair."
Person 2: "No, it's a hairless wall."