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Guy 1: Want some Vodkool-Aid?
Guy 2: Some what?
Guy 1: Kool-Aid mixed with Vodka
Guy 2: Hell yea bro
1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...
In the mall...
A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...
The act of lying on the couch and accomplishing absolutely nothing productive. This often is the result of a hangover or pure laziness.
"We got pretty drunk last night"
"Yeah we did. I just finished class. I'm going to AIDS out for a few hours"
"Yeah man, I've been AIDSing out all morning"
having aids on your penis
"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."
It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.
"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.
The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.
"I'll contact you in two weeks.
Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.
When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.
There was no known cure.
The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.
"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."
And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected
Holy hell, Im going to Spray aids all over Jenny’s bathroom mirror