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This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.
I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.
Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!
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A city mostly filled with jocks and preppies that are rich, spoiled and immature. And extremely fake. Greystone is where all the WASPs are, the people are snooty and stuck up and the kids are backstabbers and they talk behind peoples backs all the time. Then there's the most part of it which is filled with jocks who live in nice houses and get everything they want. And there's a small ghetto too that brings down the average income and stuff majorly. A lot of people go to country clubs like greystone golf club, Hoover country club, Altadena valley, riverchase, etc. there are some people like me who aren't stuck up or preppy that make it ok but for the most part Hoover is mini palo alto.
Hoover, alabama the fakest place outside of Fairfield county.
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When a man and his friend cut open their sisters head and have sex with it using her blood as lube, then they get some applesauce and dump it into the wound and eat it
Me and Mike gave my sister an alabama applesauce
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When you are fucking a girl and you start to play a banjo If the girl doesnt like the music you cum on the stings and smack her in the face with the banjo, leaving the imprint of strings but in a stream of cum. If the girl enjoys the music, you cum on the banjo and make her lick it off while you play.
Your girlfriend was hitting on me last night, so i brought her to my room and Alabama Banjoed that hoe
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When someone asks how many national championships does your college football team have and then says the college football team their a fan of has more national championships than your team does. It's usually a pointless attempt to say their team is good at that point in time because the roster their team had when they were winning has no relation to the roster their team has now. Deductively it's an epic fail, but may or may not partially be inductively sound. It's a common argument made by Alabama fans when Auburn fans try to say how good the Tigers are for the year, but can be used with any school that has won more national championships than a fierce rival.
State fan: "U of M sucks scrotum this year".
U of M fan: "Yeah? How many national championships does State have?"
State fan: "None, but Kirk Cousins shat on you guys last year and he'll do it again".
U of M fan: " WE STILL HAVE X NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES"
State Fan: "Drop the Alabama argument. You guys are still going to play like you sucked a fart out of my ass like a hit from a water bong"
Punches and rioting may follow
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When a chick named Michelle performs a Hot Carl (look it up!) in a broke down hotels bathroom.
So i was in Alabama visiting family and picked up this hooker named Michelle, we totally did an Alabama Slamma! Best night ever!
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When you eat too much fiber and it blocks you up something fierce
Chris W ate too much frosted shredded wheat and now he has an alabama hayfield
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