i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

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i am going to cut your cake

said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis

Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama!

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I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

i cant tell if i am joking

An instagram meme page that went downhill but still has loyal followers

weirdo 1: dude you have heard i_cant_tell_if_i_am_joking ???

normal person: no?? lol whats that

weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers

I am the proud owner of 12 inches

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I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

A new tie I am wearing

When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"

William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?

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I am really freaking bored syndrome

The owner of this disorder is really freaking bored. Can be really annoying to other people .

Oh my God, I have nothing to do, everything seems boring, do I have I am really freaking bored syndrome?

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