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When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.
*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.
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A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.
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The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.
'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'
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A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
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a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.
Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy
A male/female that is just strait up obsessed with booty holes.
“That dude Armani keeps talkin bout eatin ass man.”
“Yeah, dude is a anal fiend.”