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Describes an anus so full of dingle berries that every time the person walks, you can actually hear the berries clap. The sound is said to be reminiscent of ancient Jamaican Thunder dances from the old days.
Yo dat bitch got Jamaican Thunder Anus, Tony! Don't go for her!
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What is known as a herpe infested methhead. One who received herpes while being a methhead, sometimes on anus. Slang used by I.C.P. as in " for you herpe methhead anus "
This is an unwanted infection and considered a voodoo curse. "please stay away from the herpe methhead anus".
"You better straighten up. Look at that herpe methhead anus tramp stamp hoe you don't wanna be like that."
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get ready to get fucked
playing a game online"
Player A PREPARE UR ANUS FUCKER, then player A rage quit and leaves.
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What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.
-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
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What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.
Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.
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Essentially eating ass but very courteous and elegant
Martha would you kindly let me consume thy anus
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A '''boofed out anus''' is the result that occurs over time while practicing a lifetime of continuous anal cavity and sphincter elasticity abuse caused by birth control methods such as anal sex and extereme prostate fisting to avoid unwanted pregnancy. A boofed out anus often makes and act of flatulence into a zephyr-like wisp of air that normal sphincters would produces as farts due to the gaping nature of the anal cavity. There are multiple surgeries costing insane amounts of money in order to reconstruct the anus in order to rewind the effects of anal boofing but not many surgeries have been succesful or produced any natural looking results. People with boofed out anus syndrome also suffer from ogre like cankles and low levels of intelligence.
Julie is so gassy today but thanks to her boofed out anus I have not heared a sound!
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