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Peeing at the urinal like Butters, the little boy from South Park, with your pants down past your knees.
Didja see Tom in the Men's room? He was doing a Butters.
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Is a phrase used in a few situations, most common is when you are seeing a girl and her best friend likes your friend and so she wants to double date, and the only way you are going to get with your girl is if your friend comes along to the date, but it usually turns out that her best friend is fat or sum ugly bitch that noone would fuck. Fat bitches usually fuck things up so your friend decides to come along anyway so you can take your girl sumwhere else and bang her.
Fred: Hey John Sarah's friend Mel wants to go on a double date with you.
John: Fuck man Mel is one fat bitch she'll rape me...but ill do it for the team
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A way to say FUCKING when children are around.
So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.
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to rush headlong into a suicidal career spin, then burn every bridge in sight including the one you're standing on, whilst providing some fleeting entertainment to your colleagues.
Wow, Jerry Maguire really should have thought it through before doing a costin.
Fuck me, Buck really felt the sting when Dave did a costin...
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"I just can't do it."
Comes from the 1982 song "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" by Daryl Hall and John Oates.
Supervisor: Can you finish that report by 2 today?
Employee: No can do.
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"Doing Numbers" refers to when something sells alot of units or a respectable amount of units. Mostly used on forums to predict, celebrate or ridicule the performance of an album that just hit the market. In hiphop forums, arguments over successful/superior albums can sometimes result in comparing Soundscan/Hits Daily Double sales.
For an album to "do numbers", usually it needs to sell AT LEAST 100k in the first week, go #1 on the chards, and go GOLD or PLATINUM at some point.. otherwise it is a dud
The J.Cole album is coming out after being pushed back 5x, it has no buzz behind it, i doubt it'll do numbers
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To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.
Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.
(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
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