Random
Source Code
Random
The sensation that something is coming at you while you are sleeping, usually ending up with the victim waking up and shaking uncontrollably. Can be related to sleep apnea (a real disorder) or presomination
When i tried to sleep last night, I had a major sleep attack.
9👍 7👎
This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.
The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.
38👍 45👎
its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!
Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!
8👍 6👎
A sudden explosion of craziness like a spaz attack. Usually involves random screaming and obnoxious behavior. Results in a feeling of embarrassment from the person who did it and wide stares from the onlookers.
Marsha had a freak attack after she found out Bobby had gone to the mall with Bonnie.
8👍 6👎
Named after the scene in "Scott Pilgrim Vs the world" where one of the villains Matt Patel crashed into the club where Scott and his band was playing and then starts the first fight scene of the movie. The point in a movie, t.v series or videogame where the first few minutes or episodes are boring, average, or over all not impressive, but then something completely out of the blue happens and the rest is beyond anyone's first impressions.
The first thirteen episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood seemed like boring exposition and looked rushed, but when Bradley was carving up Greed like a turkey, this series was then Attacked by Patel.
At first Back to the Future seemed like an average movie. But the minute the Delorian hit 88mph, I knew I was just Attacked by Patel.
8👍 6👎
The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.
Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.
Jeff: No way man tell me!
Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.
Phil: I was playing black ops the other night and I felt like a fish that the terminator would keep in his fish bowl.
8👍 6👎
An orgy involving six people a shoehorn and several ducks.
That Quack Attack last night was killer!!!!;
I forgot to bring my whip and shackles to our Quack Attack last night.
26👍 27👎