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Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 April 27, 2018

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Brandon

And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players

Ugh is that Brandon
I hate Brandon

by Herh September 16, 2017

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brandon

This guy is know for shitty rapping an is considered a bitch

Brandon is a bitch nigga

by James lepley June 19, 2018

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brandon

ugly and nice sikkeee u thought crusty,dusty and rusty

out my face brandon

by ghostboii2121 February 6, 2019

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Brandon

he's just that nigga. that's all you need to know

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019

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Brandon

Brandon

2 words

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Asshole

Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool

Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.

Landon: Fuck Brandon

Everyone: Fuck Brandon

by KellyMan1212 February 8, 2019

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Brandon

A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime

Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.

by Lil $tackz July 16, 2020

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