Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."
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And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players
Ugh is that Brandon
I hate Brandon
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This guy is know for shitty rapping an is considered a bitch
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ugly and nice sikkeee u thought crusty,dusty and rusty
out my face brandon
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he's just that nigga. that's all you need to know
"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"
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Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool
Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.
Landon: Fuck Brandon
Everyone: Fuck Brandon
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A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime
Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.
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