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when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open
fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night
This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.
Dream Bagel, Oof Bagel, Heretic Bagel, Dark Souls Bagel, etc. This is the bagel meme
Billy: “y’all want some bagels?????”
Chris: “hell naw. Get those sugar free donuts outta my face.”
When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.
Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE
"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"
A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.
You can get special bagels with their own concoctions, like cinammon bagels.