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People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.
“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”
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The Butthole Tickling Bandit is a completely safe person and should not be feared! If you come to him, ignore his charges, he will give you free cookies!
Bob: "DONT TRUST THE BUTTHOLE TICKLING BANDIT HE'S LYING"
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An elderly bandit who loves stealing shit, and cheesecake
"Did you hear the Frugle Fanny Bandit robbed that bitch Nina?"
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1) American military slang for adolescent hit-and-run thieves in occupied countries who grab anything not well-secured or well-guarded. The most common item stolen are soldier's sunglasses (like Ray-Bans and Gargoyles, thus the term.
By extension, the term is also used for adolescent refugees and beggars.
"The locals have a trick where they leave a string of Ray-Ban Bandits by the convoy routes to beg for food or steal anything that falls off the trucks. Then they beat the poor starving bastards and take the stuff away from them so they can sell it on the black market..."
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Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.
ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.
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A man who, after walking by a woman, can't help but check out the booty. This dysfunction is most often found in the black male.
Fisayo, nigga you stay looking at ass...such a dookey chute bandit!
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(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
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