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call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.
his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB
A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?
Xiu: "Harold, you basket case! Do something helpful for once!
Harold: "Fuck off Xiu."
Insterting a deflated basketball (go big or go home)(please use lube) into your anus and inflating.
Steve you such a basket case
Ryan. Just Ryan cause he’s a basket case
Hey did you see Ryan today?
Yeah he is such a fucking basket case
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah
(Ooh, ooh)
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Basket Case
The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.
You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!
A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.
Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?
I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.