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lee, a naval chap, used to date my sister
my sisters ex boy friend is a fucking soft cock.
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A new versatile AussieYank Slang.
When used as noun:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'got screwed', 'screwed by someone'.
2. 'Soft Cock' also refers to someone who just got screwed in a 'soft' way.
When used as verb:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'to screw', 'to fuck up'
Example 1 (noun + verb):
As a tourist, Lenard has been 'soft cocked' numerous times by the locals. The locals always seems to 'soft cock' him into getting wrong directions.
He felt like a total 'soft cock'
Example 2 (noun):
Jason likes to 'soft cock' his co-workers
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Whats left over when smoking a joint basically a roach.
What do we do all i have left is this soft j ? Just put it in the bowl at least its something.
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A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.
"You go to Mary's party last night?"
"Yeah, it sucked. I left her a nice soft batch though."
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A type of rap music that usually has slower beats and is more inspirational. Rap's version of 80s Ballads. These type of songs are typically used to set the mood.
Most rap songs that include a rapper with a female contributer such as Dreamgirl by Tay Dizm and Akon and also Want It, Need It by Plies and Ashanti
Anything by NeYo.
Tyronne: Yo man you gots to get out of the crib tonight. My girl is comin over.
Jamar: Alright, I'll leave you be. What's you got planned?
Tyronne: We gonna grab some Church's and a movie. then we gonna come home and I'll light some candles, drink some wine and put on some soft ghetto and see what happens.
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A female that tries to be tuff or male like but can’t hide her true feeling of love & compassion; her feelings are easily damaged and her heart is easily broken. She can’t help it because she is soft and pink.
1. Pam went to the club to find a one night stand but after sex that night the Bitch feel in love; Her heart couldn’t take it she wanted more then just the one night stand she wanted Love, She was soft & pink.
2. Doug finally had sex with his female friend of 25 years but after sex she feel in love; the bitch was soft & pink.
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When u stick ur dick in a girl's ear LUBED as she is sleeping
"Hey guys,I damaged Ms. Perrone's hearing ability by using soft concrete last Thursday night!"
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