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Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 7, 2021


CHRIST ON A BIKE

The word Caddicarus uses in his videos when he freaks the fuck out

"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

by AlphaSylveon February 1, 2022


bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.

Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.

by Larry L January 29, 2024


Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021


ridin that bike

Basically when someone is instigating and agreeing with everything that person says or disagreeing with someone because your mad

Mr.B said your project was horrible and Ej repeats it, and Mj says Ej you ridin that bike

by M2witdastick October 26, 2022


bike through

To overcome obstacles or setbacks with sheer strength and force of willpower. To keep moving forward without letting the bullshit slow you down.

When life hits you with that bullshit, all you can do is bike through it, baby!

by A Cagey Old Man With a Shotgun July 30, 2019


Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.

They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.

by Gd30 October 17, 2019