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To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.
Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.
When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.
Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us
A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on
Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese
When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
What you want when you're on Molly.
There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly