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When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.
"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"
"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"
The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.
Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate
Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.
Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.
Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there
When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.
When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket
A blanket with many burn holes from cigarettes from passing out.
May also be caused by blunts.
Passing out causes may be from being too drunk, too stoned or just by using heroin.
Most commonly seen in heroin communities--
Is not limited to blankets. Heroin shorts/pants are common as well.
Why don't you throw away that heroin blanket? There's no way it can keep you warm with all those holes.