Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."

The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.

blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

Truck blast

When a group of people cum on a lady's face in the bed of a pickup truck.

Did you see that truck blast on highway 60 in Paducah, Kentucky today?

Baja blast

A term for a tropical cumshot

Bro 1: Yo did you hear what happened to Emily on vacation
Bro 2: Yeah she got Baja blasted

Roll and Blast

When your girl wants to go to sleep and she is facing the other direction so you roll that bitch over and finger blast her

I pulled the old roll and blast last night

pit blasting

The surprise tickling of the armpits. Especially when forceful, brief, and unwelcome.

The peace talks were derailed by the Sudanese Ambassador's incessant pit blasting.

vampire blast

when you sneeze on your period

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them