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When you see a hot girl and the blood starts to flow,
fills up your genitals, nowhere left to go,
gotta go somewhere, and gotta go fast,
"where did it all go" went right to your ass!
-Essentially a boner, but not with the penis, with the ass. Happens when your blood overflows your penis during a normal erection, fission occurs, and it is forced into your "ass cakes". Your anus then become extremely hard as if you have an "erection of the anus"
I've got a butt boner for you! *"for who?" I got a butt boner and it's enough for two.
I got a butt boner that is big and black. So why don't you come and lick the dust out of my crack?
I got a butt boner bigger then a stick,
so come and give my butt a lick
*"butt boner"
ITS A BOOTY ERECTION *
IT WILL PASS AN INSPECTION *
IT IS QUITE A PERFECTION *
THE HARDNESS IS MANIFESTIN' *
ITS AN ERECTION OF THE BOOTY *
IT IS QUITE A BEAUTY *
IT CAN BE A LITTLE MOODY *
AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOODY *
WHEN THEY SEE IT GIRLS START SMILING! *
I BROKE MY PHONE BUTT DIALING! *
DRAWS ATTENTION AT THE MALL! *
GIVES A NEW DEFINITION OF "BOOTY CALLS"! *
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when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.
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Additional points awarded to female figure skaters who manage to give the judges a boner during their routine.
Warning: No boner points are applicable if the skater is not 18 years of age.
Kevin: How the hell did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!
Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!
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some one who makes your penis get hard
stephine is a boner maker
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When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.
stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.
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When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.
Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now
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An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.
While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but flick them.
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