bro train

The male equivalent of a ho train. 3 or more bros chillin together, working the beer pong table, and playing Mario Kart.

There is generally a conductor who can be identified by such aggressive phrases as "Where's your beer bro?" and "Come on bro, one more round!" The opposite of this is the caboose, who tags along at the end of train, asking where the train is going and getting paper towels for the pong table.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Oh you know, the bro train is rolling over and we're going to power hour or maybe play bet your liver"

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Step-Bro

Step-bro is a spreading disease / mental illnesses that is commonly found on the child app "Pornhub" and steps sisters and steps moms are usually the victims of this deadly disease.

"Step-bro I'm stuck!"

"And that's how I met your mom"

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Bro Namath

In comedic reference to NFL Hall of Famer Joe Namath, Bro Namath is a term expressing endearment in amazement for another male, typically a close friend.

Matt: "Hey man, this is a clutch party."
John: "Thanks for coming out tonight, Bro Namath."

Kyle: "Hey dude, I cleaned out the garage for you."
Brendan: "...really? Wow, thanks so much. Man...seriously, thanks Bro Namath."

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step bro

the guy that step sister gets horny with

Step sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?"
Step bro: "I got stuck."

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Bro Hug

A manly hug between to bros.

A bro hug is executed my first initiating a mid-five/handshake, in which the bros then pull into eachother from hand contact. Then, each bro swings one arm around the back of the other bro, and gives 1-3 open palmed slaps on the opposing bro's shoulder, all while the mid-five/handshake is still interlocked, effectively sandwiching the arms between the bros.

It's hard to mess up a bro hug, but it is often done in one of two ways:

1) Not being rigid or forceful enough.

2) Using both arms to hug (that's gay, bro).

3) Holding it too long (timing is everything, bro).

The Bro Hug must be seen, not heard or read.

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bro truck

A lifted truck that an angry, easily irritated white guy with little man's disease drives. Usually has exhaust stacks and monster stickers on it. Drivers of these vehicles drive overly aggressive because they need to be noticed by everybody on the road who could care less about their personal anger issues. Their truck is also always too clean to have been used for any of its truck functions.

That tool in his bro truck just got pulled over for passing 5 cars at once and making oncoming traffic stop to avoid a head on collision.

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Warner Bros.

Warner Bros. = Warner Brothers

If you see da' police, Warn-a-brother!

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