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broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016


Birds with broken wings

A British phrase used to gently address the fact that a woman or group of women have mental health issues or other problems. It's often used to discourage men from dating women that others can see have emotional baggage.

Alfred's mother - Alfred is such a good kid I can't belive how he's had the worst luck with women.

Alfred's mothers friend - You should talk to him he's too nice he's attracting Birds with broken wings.

by Max1984Harper October 10, 2022


Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022


broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023


broken fingers

from tapping to hard on year 7s snapchat stories

eg: lily posted too much about her dog causing broken fingers

by bigboyfacts February 5, 2021


boulevard of broken dreams

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone

joe : have you heard boulevard of broken dreams
me ; yea

by P H O N K G O D January 12, 2024


Boulevard of Broken Dreams

The home of the nice guys.

X: Man she cheated on me with Adam.
Y: That asshole who sucker punched and you fractured your arm in 3 places.
X: Yes.
Y: Seems like u took a trip down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Z: You still got your dignity

by Clem Winkleberry July 4, 2015