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That sour, filmy taste-feel in your mouth after eating too much candy.
I've had a pouch of Swedish fish, a box of Nerds, a jug of gummy worms and a foot of Airheads...now I gots me the candy mouth!
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A combination of a candy ass and a sissy mary.
Stop fucking crying, already. No one cares that your girlfriend dumped you. Man up, you candy mary!
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Just another way that the parents can intoxicate their kids with something that the kids will like, excpet they put shit into it so that the kids will get hurt,and when the kids get older their parents will tell them on Halloween to check their candy,but they wont they will think its all a lie, so thye will eat it find the razorblade embeded into their gums go cry to their mommies and not know where the fuk that candy came from.
"Every1 Check Their Candy For Drugs Or Razorblades"(Timmy's Moms Friend) "Hey Timmy Dont Listen To Her Shes Just Lieing Just Go Ahead And Eat Ur Candy"(Bob Timmy's Best Friend) "Ok It Seems Fine"(Timmy) *Timmy Bites Down On The Candy And Notices Something Hard, He Keeps Chewing* "Ow My Gums Hurt Alot....I Wonder Y? "(Timmy) " Mayb Their Is A Razorblade In Your Candy"(Bob) *Bob Laughs Not Knowing Hes Right* "Hey Bob U Were Right It Is A Razorblade....Wat A Fuker Who Did Dis"(Tim) Fuking Friends Dont Trust Them All The Times. :D
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The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.
Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!
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"You ate lead paint as a child didn't you?"
"What, wall candy?"
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(v.) To describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. Often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.
Randy: Hey, check our my '86 Yugo. Slick-shifting four speed, Eastern European engineering, easy to service. All yours for $11,000.
Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.
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Someone who does nothing but play Candy Crush Saga all day.
If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!
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