chinese mustache

A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.

The Chinese man loved his Mustachio.

Yeah, He has a cool Chinese Mustache

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chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

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Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

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chinese laundry

the porn hotline for chinese people

Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered

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chinese smile

when you slit the corners of a persons mouth then stab them in the thigh so they're mouth opens wide and their smile stretches back to their jaw.

I'll fuckin give you a chinese smile

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chinese white

1.) the type of heroin kurt cobain was addicted to

2.) good nickname for a drugged up towny

hey look, its chinese white! she's fuckin mingin

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Chinese Disease

The correct term for Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just got the Chinese Disease when I went to Wuhan, China.

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