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something that will fuck you up.
purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass
The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.
"Come on then Cotton socks"
The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.
dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar
When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret
Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale
A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.
When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.