holy cow

The common name of the Great and Powerful Bovine Lord in the Sky, Who Will Pass Judgement Upon the Earth. Or so says my cult.

Oh great and mighty holy cow, please accept this sacrifice of a human heart

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Cowing and Calving

Having sex with the mother and the daughter.

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.

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Moo-cow

An alcoholic drink originating from Wisconsin. It was originally designed as a drink containing equal parts tequlla and milk. More recently it has been used to refer to a shot containing tequilla topped off with half & half.

Man I had so many moo-cow's at the bar last night.

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cow pussy

The act of having your pants tightly snug around full fudge load, creating a protruding shape similar to a heifer's vagina.

Every time Grucker steps foot in an airplane he always has the best cow pussy.

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Interrupting Cows

1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke.

2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).

1) 'knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Interrupting cows'

'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?'

'Git'

2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by?

'Oh y*MOOO*eah*'

'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!

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Snow Cow

(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.

Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.

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baby cow

A slang word that can describe just about anything

omg frau was being such a baby cow today
Joel's roommate is such a baby cow like ewww
Randy's teeth look like a baby cow

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