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where a girl rubs her crabs on a muffin and a guys eats her crabs.
Crab muffin is used almost everywhere. Most girls put there crabs on it but guys can too.
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when someone catches pubic crabs without having intercourse.
virgin crabs example:
catching crabs from a towel
or the urban myth when a women wearing a skirt without any knickers on, catches crabs when sitting down on a bus
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The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.
Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.
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While performing doggystyle sex you insert both of your thumbs into your partners vagina, and place your index fingers on her ass. Then you roll your thumbs upward to spread the lips wide and raise her ass cheeks, making a perfect seal and to achieve maximum penetration. Hence your hands look like a crab's claw.
When I was banging Goldstein's mom from behind, I applied the crab claw for maximum penetration.
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When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.
I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.
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A person who sleeps all day, is crabby, and walks funny.
Most are named Jay.
Yo man what you up to?
sleepin dawg
wow. youza mothafuckin pillowcase crab, G!
word... but i don't take shit
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Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.
Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree
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