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Vagina, pussy, equivalent of "axe wound"
Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."
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The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.
Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!
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An abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one's genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance!
"Ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, I was sooooooo the poster boy for Crotch-Confidence, I was completely unstoppable on that dance floor!"
"Whoah, check out the Crotch-Confidence on that dude! He's like the king of Ba-Zing!"
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a fire crotch is a redheaded lady who is amazing in bed. She's on fire!
"Man I am so sore from that fire crotch I boned last night."
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Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.
Hayley Watkins, is a total fire crotch.
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Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty
After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.
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its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it
dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
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