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The most awesome person on the planet. He's not from planet Earth tho because Earth is wack.
Guy: Diamond Chef DxU is so cool I'd turn gay for him.
Guy2: Me too bro!
Tim: Man.. i really need some I'm so horny that I'm having dreams about it now like last nigh---
Jim: Eww man.. i don't wanna know about your wet dream.. just go get you some girl's precious.. juicy wet diamond and get it over with!
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the smaching of diamonds to dust and then snorting them. in hopes of being worth more because they thing they r worth nothing.
hi do u want to do diamond dust snorting with me?
or u r not worth shit. no im worth 20k in diamonds.
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The term used when you have so much money you decide to put diamonds on your gun
kevin- I got diamonds on my blocka yeah homie i got ya
kevin- I got diamonds on my blocka yeah homie i got ya
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Necklace that is ejaculated on a woman whose birthday is in April. The alternative to birthday pearl necklace.
Me- hey! You get your birthday pearl necklace yet?
Friend- I'm an April baby. We get an april diamond necklace
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While skiing with your partner, have them skiing backwards between your skis. With sufficient momentum, have your partner crouch down and proceed to provide oral stimulation of the genitals. Like the sexual acts namesake, this move is for experts only.
Me and my girlfriend successfully pulled off the Double Black Diamond, making the snow a lot stickier for skiers behind us.
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A delusion self-congratulatory label for someone who has not idea when to buy and especially when to sell a stock. Supposedly one who refuses to sell despite temporary downturns and marginal gains to hold on long enough to hit the big win and attain fantasy stock-picker-genius status. But, in reality, has no clue how trading or investing actually works and squanders the meagre life-savings accumulated from their $35,000 a year loser job, pawning their electric guitar, and stealing money from their mother's top dresser drawer.
Ed: So, you gonna sell the Game Stop shares now? Doubling your money to $10,000 in three days is pretty cool!
Norton: No way, man, I got diamond hands, I'm holding on all the way to the top!
Ed: So, now that it's crashed what are you gonna do?
Norton: I still got $350 in my account, I'm holding on till GME hits $1,000 per share. Diamond Hands, bitches!
Ed: NO, you cannot sleep on my floor.
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