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A place where kids see things they are not supposed to see
Urban dictionary is killing my eyes
A place where you can make snide commoents about things with no repercussions.
urban dictionary thats where you see crapand incorrect meanings.
A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.
Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
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Before:
"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"
"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"
Now:
*same situation*
"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*
"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"
A place where you can post your opinion and have it published as a definition. Often times these opinions can be very disagreeable, rude, and outright wrong. Only useful for finding out dirty terms or slang words you don't know.
The only time I've used urban dictionary was to find out what spooning meant.
A website that started off good, then just turned into sex jokes.
Me: *looks up stick*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary
A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.