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DCDB (Diet Coke-Drinking Bitches)

"D-iet C-oke D-rinking B-itches"
Often characterized by just eating a salad with no dressing when you take them out on a date, and most frequently identified by the excessive amounts of Diet Coke they consume in a pathetic attempt to lose their repidly expanding fat asses. The DCDB is most often spotted at sorority meetings, any place where "guys are" and most often in either matching sweats, or the ubiquitous designer flipflop/skirt/skanktank combo.

"Woah, those girls must be on a team!"
"Nah, its just a crew of DCDB's."

by hcracker April 30, 2003

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Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

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Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.

When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021

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How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020


Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

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Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

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hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023