Amish Drive-By

To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.

“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”

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Diarrhea Driving

The act of driving a car real fast -- over speeding, exponentially at times.

"Hey *friend's name*, stop diarrhea driving!! I have a wife and kids to feed."

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Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

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Hard-drives

1.A hard drive is a disk on your computer that allows you to open your computer, work on your computer, save infromation. Without a hard-drive, your computer may as well be thrown away.

2. To re-boot your hardrive is to delete all information on your computer inside out, and to start fresh.

My computer will never work again. my hardrives got formatted by a virus.

I am going to re-boot my hardrive, to start fresh and clean.

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Baby drive by

When a man is giving oral sex to a women and he quickly, for one lick, moves his tongue from her vaginia to her anus

She loved that baby drive by

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Gchat drive-by

When you put someone on invisible or block them on your Gchat list and decide (after significant torture) to put them back on your list or unblock them to see if they are online. The drive by part is realizing that they see you if you unblock them or that they ARE in fact online and not talking to you.

Mortification and shame are often side effects.

You know like you drive by their house to see if they are home after a break up or fight?

I unblocked him and saw he was online, I immediately blocked him again, it was totally a Gchat drive-by.

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Self Drive

A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.

"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."

"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."

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