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The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.
Dave: "Is that your dutch genitraceon on my car? That stinks man"
Harold: "I ate curry yesterday!"
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When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.
Dad: Hey son take a look at this website
Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
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When you fart in bed and use the blanket to fan the fart up towards you or whoever else is in the bed with you's nostrils.
Jesus Tommy you're so filthy, why would you dutch breeze me?!
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when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"
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When you ask for a verbal quote and then shortly thereafter ask for the quote in writing and, upon receiving, the quote ends up being much higher than the quote you were told initially. Often times a friend (usually a well meaning dutchman) knows the quoter and speaks to him on your behalf prior to the written quote thinking he can get you a discount, instead you get screwed.
Hey Steve, thanks for having your buddy Sweder call John. He gave me a 200 dollar dutch discount. Sorry dude.
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Cheap beer also known as Dutchie chosen drink of the word knacker.
Hey Coffo, pass us a couple of fucken dutchies. Lets get bleedin' hammered tonigh'.
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Pissing on someone's shoulders
That bitch was so great with her tounge, afterwards I gave her a Dutch Treatment
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