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Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.
An autofill suggestion google recommends when it's high.
Me: * types what's the biggest planet *
Google: whats the biggest planet on earth
1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
Earth day is on Saturday this year.
Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.
Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!
used to describe the feeling of experiencing an orgasm.
They both laughed afterwards, someone saying, "Wow, did the earth move for you?"
Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.
The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)
Planet-Trash made from Humankind
2081, solar eclipse ..Stay now on a little Colony on Mars, and yes from this View the broken x-rayed old garbitched Earth without Atmosphere covers the Sun perfect