egg mcmuffin

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

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egg cream

A drink made of milk, chocolate syrup and soda. The name egg cream was given in order to fool the gentiles.

I don\'t understand, it has neither egg nor cream.

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australian eggs

Large perspiring balls hanging out of small underpants.

Australian eggs can occur when you're playing basketball and jump for a rebound (without athletic supporter), then your balls come out of your underpants.

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egg pussy

The hole in an egg yolk that forms from fucking it with a bread-cock because you're a weirdo.

"Hey look, I'm fucking the egg pussy with my bread-cock because I'm a lunatic."

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Egg-calm

This is a word from the Chinese Twitter named Weibo. This word means calm down or relax. It is a pop expression in Chinese. This is the direct translation from the sound-transformed of that Chinese word.

A: I've got freakin out!
B: Egg-calm! Egg-calm!

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boiled egg

A boiled egg is when a man grips his scrotom tightly, to tighten the sac up before inserting it into the receivers ass or pussy.

When Suzie was feeling low, nothing could brighten her day like a boiled egg.

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dick eggs

a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.

Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair

Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.

Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!

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