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Eli is a bozo, and very emo but he’s one of the people that you’ll never regret meeeting. He’s funny and also tall.
Eli is ur mom
He is a NPC who is smart and stuff
But he is in love whit Amanda
He such a Elis
Eli has a giant dick, he only likes girls that have penises. He has large butt cheeks.
person: did you hear how big eli's dick is!?
girl with penis: yes
Eli is a cute and wonderful guy you love, the comes out as gay on you birthday. Good for him, bad for you
“Hey remember Eli?”
“Yea i knew he was gay”
Elis is the sweetest boy to ever exist. He’s smart, fun and an wonderful boyfriend. He will always cheer you up when you’re down and always be proud of you even for your mistakes.
If you’re ever feeling depressed then get yourself a Elis!
Wow I really needed that, thanks Elis!