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Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".

person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe

by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017


emotional support show

An emotional support show is a favorite television program that you often binge all day long when you're feeling down or melancholy. Even though you've seen every episode a dozen times. The tv version of a security blanket.

Yeah, after the break up I just sat on the couch all day binging the vampire diaries for the millionth time. It's my emotional support show.

by Solidus84 September 27, 2022


emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.

Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".

by Emotional Cruiser May 26, 2024


Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.

Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!

by steaglesteve October 15, 2020


Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.

"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020


emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 8, 2014


emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 28, 2017