heckin chonker with bulging eyes
Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks
Person 1: understandable
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a very awesome and attractive boy who is a complete savage and boss.
Man you are an evan stegall today
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to easy to scare and very annoying and slightly funny and loves DYLAN COBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She that paige evans she loves dylan so much
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1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
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The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.
Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
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The act of felching an old person.
I went to the nursing home the other day only to find one of the residents giving another a TR Evans.
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1. a code name for sex. Used mostly in countrysides in asian settlements
2. a famous singer
"I was chillin' with sara evans last night"
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