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A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
Man that joke was Ben Farmer level humor, I almost laughed!
a teacher who doesn’t know how to control any kids. he also has a dumpy that people point out all the time
“Mr. Farmer is the best teacher, mostly because he has a fatty”
A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!
“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”
the worst insult possible, you aren’t known even in a small time;
irrelevant
you are an unknown farmer
A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.
"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden
One who cultivates women.
Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.
Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.