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The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.
Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."
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Stripper fart is when you put your face too close to a dancing stripper and she farts on your face.
You should have been there, dude. Mike got a stripper fart and he passed out.
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An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.
The fart biter was desperately trying to escape the public eye so he could ease his smelly problem.
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Wait for your mate to fall asleep on the couch and fart in his face then hold his nose so he breathes in through his mouth.
Get in Kennys asleep grab that conk ive got a ripping dazzler brewing. Im gonna give him a right good Fart Chong.
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a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone
used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)
me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!
chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob
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A fart in which is the signal of trust between a couple. Usually happens when the male farts. The reaction of the female after the fart determines if she trusts you or not.
"I was watching t.v with my girlfriend and decided to give her a trust fart to see what she would do and...
(a) ...she just chuckled, now I know she's the one for me!"
(b)...she said 'oh my god...oh my god' and left....that bitch!"
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An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.
Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
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