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When a boy (andrew) get a little extra happy around a girl he is in love with, mostly from staring at her chest.
but what ever this girl doesnt really care, unless she notices allll, and he isnt paying attention to what she is saying
See: Whuuuut?
Andrew: I Love you Natalie
Natalie: Mento 5 feet away
Mento: K
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Someone with a major short person inferiority complex. Think Napoleon. This is usually someone who works in a chop shop, online porn or a stock pump it and dump it establishment. This person usually yells and runs around and might be known to jump on top of desks and scream about nothing to speak of. They might be rude to clients that pay them. This person likely does not have an email address nor knows how to search the web. Their cell phone is the size of a backpack or a phone booth. These are the Bud Light Bar Fleas, screwed because they have nothing much upstairs and not much to stand on besides a pair of Kenneth Cole shoes with lifts and Rogaine in the brain. Their devious nature gets them somewhere, but it's usually pretty shady and rat infested.
I just got my ass chewed by my 3 Feet of Heat boss. He has no idea that I am getting promoted over him and that he will be stuck in middle management for the rest of his life, or until he gets fired next week for using the company card at the strip joint during lunch. Hey, there are bigger chop shop and call centers right around the bend.
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Her feet are one of her best assets. We all love looking at her beautiful feet any chance we get, especially the bottoms of them. I would gladly lick her feet if I had the opportunity. I would even lick her feet clean that time when she can out of the public bathroom bare foot.
We love britney spears feet!
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The proper depth for your ex wife.
Six feet deep is the proper depth for my ex wife.
'Six feet deep, nigga, that's the depth' Obie Trice
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feet that have such freakishly long toes that they look like fingers, hence 'finger feet'
feet take on a hand-like image.
Guy one: omg dude i can't bleieve you shagged that chick, she has finger feet syndrome!
Guy two: man, it was great though! she scratched my back with them!
Guy one: sick!
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noun: to have such stank dirty feet that you look like some crack whore walking up into 7-11 at 3:00am with no shoes on.
No matter how many times that dirty bitch scrubbed her feet, Sarah Mcknight ALWAYS had 7-11 feet.
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girls with big feet are a fun loving, happy go lucky minority. Just because of our enlarged size of feet doesn't mean we can't have fun, if anything, we can have more fun due to being able to run a greater surface area away from the police than a girl with small feet. Bigger feet is just natural selections advantages, the bigger the feet the bigger the beak as Darwin once said
Holly: "you know what they say about girls with big feet "
Chad: "nah dude, what do they say?"
Holly: "you already know"
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